I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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