Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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