oh god the rape fog is back!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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