when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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