Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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