Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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