what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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