Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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