yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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