me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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