All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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