we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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