I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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