love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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