pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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