hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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