I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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