He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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