So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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