anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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