When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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