Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need water and some morals
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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