you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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