OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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