Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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