If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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