So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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