idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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