I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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