if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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