I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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