can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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