Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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