i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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