Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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