i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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