Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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