With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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