I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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