saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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