I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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