please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize