check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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