You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
This is not my ceiling
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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