Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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