Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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