Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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