god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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