This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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