She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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